Songs you'd love to hear in a porn

The title pretty much says it all. I got the idea watching Family Guy where John Williams wins a Woodie for best composer for a porno. So for that, I nominate John Williams’s “Duel of the Fates” (Episode One, the big fight scene between Maul, Obi-Wan, and Qui-gon).

“Baby Elephant Walk” by Henry Mancini, from Hatari.

“Saber Dance.”

Afternoon Delight

Also, The Humpty Dance.

“Girl, you’ll be a woman soon.”

“Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick”

“Everybody To The Limit”

That was nerdy, but I can do better.

The ‘fight’ theme from the original Star Trek series (like when Spock and Kirk were fighting)

Check and mate.

“Amok Time” was the episode.

I thougth of that Family Guy episode when I saw this thread and that is the type of music I would like to hear. Or perhaps a Danny Elfman soundtrack.

I’d have to go with “I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman”-- a timeless class by Britney Spears. Oh, yeah.

“Treat me Right” by Pat Benatar

I think “Happier” by Guster would be great for gay porn. I find it sad that more lyrics sites have “itch” than “inch” listed as the part of lyric in question. It’s in the liner notes! You think people would check it before posting.

Uh, “Within You Without You” by the Beatles?

Definitely “The Ride of the Valkyries”.

Definitely “The Ride of the Valkyries”.

I second “Ride of the Valkyries.” Also, maybe “Mars, The Bringer of War,” “Also Sprach Zarathustra,” and all of The Rite of Spring.

Anything by Frank Zappa. His songs range from appropriate for porn in a bizarre way (“G-Spot Tornado” and some of Burnt Weeny Sandwich) to appropriate for the more unique varieties (“Baby, Take Your Teeth Out”), to ridiculously inappropriate for porn (“Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?”).

Anything by Devo.

Climb Every Mountain.

Carmina Barana. It’s very orgasmic.

How about ‘Inside You’ by Frankie Valli?