Sorry, I'm STILL NOT GAY, but thanks!

Of course there’s a Gay Mafia.

The kiss of death includes dinner and dancing.

d&r

Regards,
Shodan

sigh

So many myths.

It does not include dinner and dancing.

It does include cement pumps.

That’s all I’m gonna say.

Cement pumps? With that outfit? Are you mad?

Polycarp ye may be; but remember,Tars has FOUR hands. Then, he who banths Tars is considered to have also banthed me.

“No matter the weather come rain or come shine,
We ride together all of the time”
Oh, wait: That was Red Rider.

“Dejah! Me and Tars need another glass of Blood Wine!”

…“She said: ‘Stick it where?’” :eek:

On rethinking the content of this thread, I’ve come to the conclusion that, while many of his expressed attitudes are regrettable, Ace did have a strong point here. And it’s one that (except for gobear) I think we’ve all missed.

He was being taken for granted by his midnight caller.

His personal identity and presumptive tastes were being disregarded by someone who was sexually attracted to him and therefore invaded his privacy.

If someone were to say that gobear needs to (magically somehow) turn straight and get himself a good woman to fix up his life, we’d be down on that person like ducks on a Junebug. Why? Not because being gay is something particularly sacrosanct, but because gobear has a right to his own life, his own tastes, and it would be highly offensive of that hypothetical poster to assume that what works for him/her is what will work for gobear.

If Ace’s caller, on being rebuffed, had called up Guinastasia or jarbaby for a little action, I trust you would be as offended as I at the presumption he would have in assuming that they would be interested in a bit of casual sex with him.

I think Ace, despite some attitudes that are either poorly expressed or offensive in my eyes, deserves the same degree of respect for himself as an individual – regardless of whether or not he extends it to others, IMHO.