My son saw a video on YouTube of a guy using scissors to cut open a turkey, then salt and cook it and decided he wanted to try to do that. Only with a small chicken. Today he said the chicken was still too frozen to cut. And I said, all innocent like, “I can’t wait to taste my son’s spatchcocked meat.”
Go ahead. Top that.
People who use telescopes often talk about the size, which is usually in inches.
Back in the day, I often referred to my “10 incher”. My friend had a “13 incher”.
You kinda had to be careful with these conversations in crowded pubic places.
Ran across this just yesterday: Schytt Glacier, Antarctica. Named after the Norwegian explorer Stig V. Schytt.
An f-hole is the curlicued hole cut into the front of a violin, cello, etc.
:o
So I called this really tough biker puissant…
Now try and tell us that was a typo.
Whipped out my big 10"
Hand me that snatch block.
Take that snatchbox and hook it right into my f-hole.
That kind of talk could lead to prolonged interphallangelation.
the airline Aer Lingus.
I once heard a local radio station whose DJs would do a bit on that every Monday using clips from broadcasts of that week’s NFL games. Most seemed to involve the typical description of an opening in the defensive line as “the hole”, and what offensive players did to - or in - it.
Wankel rotary engine
–John Cleese
Pound that cork into the bung hole!
Funk & Wagnall’s Dictionary.
The uvula.
Also, I just read that the last name of the president of the CW television network is Pedowitz.
Dongle.