Maybe apocryphal(?), but I’ve heard that a baseball announcer described a kissing couple in the crowd, “he’s kissing her on the strikes and she’s kissing him on the balls.”
The ultimate baseball line of that sort was supposedly said of Louis Tiant, who threw from a variety of arm angles. “Louis Tiant comes from everywhere except between his legs”.
I know a women who was once accosted, but she managed to beat off her attacker.
Four on the floor stick?
Smucker’s
defalcation
mastication
playing cornhole
short putts and long putts in golf
From the awesome Pushing Daisies:
“I used to think ‘masturbation’ meant chewing your food…I don’t think that anymore.”
Star Wars has a number of naughty lines, out of context.
“Look at the size of that thing!”
“You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
“Luke, at that speed, do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”
“Get clear, Wedge! You can’t do any more good back there!”
“Get on top of it!” “I’m trying!!”
“Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”
The thespian, a known extrovert, perambulated her under-age son in the street, and practiced nepotism with her niece.
Thanks to George Smathers!
The clean & jerk sounds like something you’d get at a certain type of massage parlor, not so much an olympic weighlifting event (with, of course the “snatch” being the other one and fitting into this category.)
“I’m not afraid” “You will be, you will be”
DO NOT HUMP.
(Written on certain railroad freight cars. Modern freight yards sort cars by pulling them to the top of a hill – the hump – and letting them roll down the hill into the correct siding by judicious flipping of switches, like a controlled version of pachinko. “Do not hump” cars contain cargo too delicate for this procedure.)
I got into a HAL quoting marathon for some reason and realized after a little while that taken out of context they sound dirty. Especially if you’re not very good at impersonating HAL.
What are you doing DAVE?!
Please don’t do that DAVE!
Yep, first case of human/AI date rape in space…but we all know HAL wanted it…
True story: The launch of Cialis was delayed by a few months because the drug’s existence was discovered by some people with the surname Cialis, who sued unsuccessfully to get the drug’s name changed.
:eek:
Dave’s not here
“We’re gonna SNATCH that PUSSY, put it in a BOX and take it on the airplane.”
There’s an episode of Star Trek (“The Immunity Syndrome”) with so many lines like that that I always wondered if it was intentional. Lots of references to penetration, stimulation, and thrusting. My favorite line is “The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive.” No doubt, Mr. Spock. No doubt.
We just saw that episode a few weeks ago (BBC America has been running TOS regularly), for the first time in many years. That line made us laugh for a long time. 
Cecil on this: