South Park: 10/13/10: "It's a Jersey Thing" (open spoilers)

[msmith537]

The show also made various references to a few other reality shows, “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” and “Jerseylicous”. I don’t remember if there were any “Cake Boss” references.

As someone who has lived in Hoboken,NJ for the past five years, to me “yes”, everyone from New Jersey is either like that or like Kyle where it will come out given the right circumstances. They don’t think they are like that, but that’s because they think it’s normal. It’s like one time when I was getting a haircut on my way back from the gym (that sounded pretty guido). The girls in the shop are all “we ain’t all like that” while then proceding to tell some story about some cousin who broke her boyfriends jaw with a roundhouse kick for catching him with another woman.

The Al Quaida ending was sort of flat and unfunny and lazy. Maybe they could have had Bon Jovi lead all the guidos into the ocean or threaten to kill Bruce Springsteen or something.

[Iggins]

I recognized quite a few of the guidos they portrayed from

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[Drunky_Smurf]

The portrayal of Snooki was so life like I almost couldn’t watch but I did and it was damn funny.

[Emily_Litella]

I’m embarassed for my state. No, we’re not all like that. I thought it was cute when Ike saw Sheila and Kyle in their Jersey mode and passed out.

[msmith537]

@Iggins

I recognized quite a few of the guidos they portrayed from

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

I’m sure this site also provided some references:
http://nj-guido.com/

[TBG]

@AClockworkMelon

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

Yeah, I though if “cabbage” was pubic hair then the phrase was redundant, so I assumed it was something in the pubic hair.

Neither refers to pubic hair.

@Urban Dictionary

Contrary to popular believe[sic], the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word “muff” is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored.

For certain values of inoffensive. I mean, it’s no “c-word” but it’s probably only slightly less offensive than “pussy”.

[BigT]

Well, making it refer to pubic hair actually makes the phrase make more sense. You’re clarifying that you aren’t referring to the other type of muff.

And, yes, I agree that it’s uber offensive status was probably a reference to cunt.

[kfraser34]

A muff is a hairy vag… you wouldn’t call a shaved vag a muff, a snapper maybe, but not a muff… there has got to be hair involved for it to be a muff… the more the muffier…

[Cisco]

@AClockworkMelon

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

So what is “muff cabbage?”

Really? You don’t know what muff means? Now go look at a cabbage.

Here’s some help.

Dude, have you ever seen a vagina? What exactly the fuck part of one do you think these pictures look like?

@msmith537

@Iggins

I recognized quite a few of the guidos they portrayed from

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

I’m sure this site also provided some references:
http://nj-guido.com/

I think a lot of it comes from the “me and mah boys up in Jersey” thread on Sherdog almost 5 years ago. I’m pretty sure that was before all/most of the Jersey reality shows. Google it.

[Freudian_Slit]

So “muff cabbage” means vagina vagina?

Was it just me or were a lot of the Jersey accents on on the show (South Park) more like Boston accents?

[AClockworkMelon]

@Cisco

@AClockworkMelon

Really? You don’t know what muff means? Now go look at a cabbage.

Here’s some help.

Dude, have you ever seen a vagina? What exactly the fuck part of one do you think these pictures look like?

Here’s a picture of a vagina (NSFW) and here’s the picture I posted. You really can’t see it?

[AClockworkMelon]

@Freudian_Slit

So “muff cabbage” means vagina vagina?

Yup. If you google “WTF is muff cabbage” or something similar you’ll get a bunch of people just as curiously asking “So it means vagina vagina?”

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Why was Kyle saying, “you have cabbage on your muff?” That would make no sense if both words meant vagina.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

Why was Kyle saying, “you have cabbage on your muff?” That would make no sense if both words meant vagina.

I think that’s a way of saying “you have a stinky pussy”.

[Freudian_Slit]

So then doesn’t it make more sense for muff cabbage to mean stinky vagina than vagina vagina?

[AClockworkMelon]

Now that you mention it, yeah, I think that does make more sense.

But cabbage can still be slang for vagina.

[gladtobeblazed]

@AClockworkMelon

@Cisco

Dude, have you ever seen a vagina? What exactly the fuck part of one do you think these pictures look like?

Here’s a picture of a vagina (NSFW) and here’s the picture I posted. You really can’t see it?

I only see a very vague resemblance due to the nested structure.

[AClockworkMelon]

@gladtobeblazed

@AClockworkMelon

Here’s a picture of a vagina (NSFW) and here’s the picture I posted. You really can’t see it?

I only see a very vague resemblance due to the nested structure.

It’s got only a vague resemblance to a flower but that doesn’t stop people from calling it that.

[Quimby]

Maybe it is because I live in Jersey but the stereotypes they parodied screamed Long Island or Staten Island to me rather than my own state.

[MacTech]

Dunno, I thought this ep was horribly weak, one of the worst of the series so far, I’m sure if I watched Jersey shore or any of the other jersey based reality series I’d find it hillarious, but all I saw was a bunch of jerks and assholes being jerks and assholes

I’m not in the target audience for this ep so it falls flat for me

It almost seems that the cartman/snooki rape thing was a callback to Kurt Russell getting raped by the Christmas Critters in Imaginationland