Speak to me in "Friends" quotes

I’ll start:

We were on a break!

The lotion and the powder have made a paste.

You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance!

How you doin’?


I’m looking at my WENUS and I’m not happy!

Yes, yes that is how they do pants…IN PRISON!

You all know that I am a pacifist. So I am not interested in war in any way. But you know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all… not you, Joey

Could I BE any less interested this thread?

No, I didn’t know she was a lesbian. If SHE didn’t know she was a lesbian, how could I know it?

Joey, do they know that we know?

He’s a transpondster!

Pivot. Pivot. Pivot. Piv-ot! Piv-ot! Piv-ot!

Okay, Ben, why don’t you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo, and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There’s a sentence I never thought I’d say.

Actually, it’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

You’re like Santa Claus… on Prozac… in Disneyland… getting laid.

You’d think I’d be embarrassed…but I’m maxed out!

Lightning round!

Stir and drink, stir and drink…never let it settle…
(we actually use this on a regular basis in our house)

These are my pants.