You look mahvelous!
Oops! I crapped my pants.
“Huh? ‘Ass Don’t Smell’? But your ass doesn’t smell.”
“Exactly!”
The bed…must be…on the floor! The bed…must be…on the floor! The bed…is on…MY FOOT!
Your mama sews socks that smell!
“I’d like to talk seriously, just for a moment.”
Blaaafengar!
No Coke, Pepsi!
Roll over, Liberty.
I can’t think of a time when we’ve had better toad!
Well, you’ll have plenty of time to live in a fan down by the river when you’re…
…
living in a VAN down by the RIVER!
Mmmm. That’s good bass!
Now is the time on Sprockets where we dance.
Nerf plus Crotch equals Lots Of Fun
She saw nothing of value in me.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
“I’ll take ‘The Rapists’ for $200”.
And we’re here to pump (clap) you up."
That’s because I’m … Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute.
*Hot tub! Ah! Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!
Hhhhhiiiigggghhhh!!!
Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself! Make it cooler!*
How conveeeeenient!
Hey, Bob! Hey, your penis looks great today.