Not your best work, buddy.
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Cause I’m a handsome black man.
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Which once again proves my old theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.
Why don’t you jump outta’ that green jumpsuit and show me that phat ass!
Never mind.
President Barack Obama today pushed back against conservatives who doubt that wanted terrorist leader Osama bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces, making him the first black man ever who had to convince anyone that he did kill a guy.
I’m Gumby, dammit!
Good evening, and welcome to Bad Cabaret for Children.
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We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!
I was told there would be no math…?
Back to work!
I…don’t…speak…Japanese.
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I’ve cut the dickens out of my finger.
Give me a Sandwich and a Douchebag, and there is nothing I cannot do.
How do you like my Schwetty Balls?
When you go in for a job interview I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
That was so funny I forgot to laugh!
Guests of NBC Saturday Night stay at the fabulous Blaine Hotel in midtown Manhattan. The Blaine, a tradition for more than half a century.
You know what?
Chicken butt!