Dead honky.
Mangled baby ducks.
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people’s medicine for fuel.
More cowbell !
Before you go, any chance of telling us your secret identity?
Landshark.
That’s Puppy uppers for when your dog’s like this. And Doggie Downers, for when your dog’s like this.
C-I-L-L my landlord.
Star…Wars…Nothing but Star…Wars… .
You know, before I answer any more questions there’s something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I’ve spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled… y’know… hundreds of miles to be here, I’d just like to say… GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you’re dressed! You’ve turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME! I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves? You, you must be almost 30… have you ever kissed a girl? I didn’t think so! There’s a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn’t watch television! I LIVED! So… move out of your parent’s basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it’s just a TV show dammit, IT’S JUST A TV SHOW!
Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Cheeboygee, cheeboygee, cheeboygee, chip, chip.
You do not talk to me like that!! I work too hard to deal with this stuff!! I work too hard!! I’m a Division Manager in charge of 49 people!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!!
Send more Chuck Berry.
I would like… to feed your fingertips… to the wolverines.
But nooooooooooo!!!
We are…two wild and crazy guys!
Well, you know my name is Simon
And I like to do drawrings.
I like to draw all day long
So come and do drawrings with me.
Come and do drawrings with me!
This. club. has. everything!
Baseball been berry berry good to me.