Clovis, I wouldn’t trust you if you were in church praying.
Be honest with me.
All right. You’re a dumb stupid creep and a big wiseguy.
All right, squid! You tried to wreck the city - again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is a bigger creep than usual, and you got me locked in a jail with no food? It’s time to rumble!
There’s a rumble in your head.
Have you recently suffered a blow to your head?
I came out of the gateway so fast I don’t remember hitting the ramp.
Forget it, Fielding. You’re going back in that courtroom and continuing your work.
No, what I meant was you need a real lawyer, like Perry Mason.
I’ll defend the man, Hamilton, despite the fact he saved your life.
Every day, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees.
I decided, okay, it’s protect and serve time.
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
This is the city: Los Angeles, California.
People say that there are no seasons in Los Angeles. Imagining all of our days as perfectly sunny and 72 degrees. That’s actually San Diego.
You know, we can imagine what it would be like to do something. But to actually do it takes a lot of time, practice, and work.
No, no. I’m no sociopath. I always know what I’m doing is wrong. I’m just a guy that doesn’t like taking tests, doing work, or getting yelled at. So if you think about it, that makes me the sanest person here.
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You think I have mental problems?
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Well, not problems. I’m just worried about your future. And when I see you moving sub-atomic particles around in the air, that makes me…
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Sub-atomic particles are real! You talk to an invisible man in the sky who grants wishes! If anyone’s mental, it’s you
I have no underlying issues to address, I’m certifiably cute and adorably obsessed.
Cute, Marie. Real cute.