Speak to me in...TV quotes!

The gold rush was over, gone like a soap bubble in the sun.

A man could retire right comfortable if he could find a proper deposit of borax.

Don’t forget to wash your bottom.

Why, he’s got amnesia. He can’t remember a thing!

Oh, I’m not sure I can say the same thing about your girlfriend. Yeah, Sam and I, had a little chat. I told her that - that she means nothing to you, and she now knows that, and that she never will.

Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.

Water from your eyes, twice. Explain.

Oh, Rob, I’m so sorry and you never have to speak to me again!

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.

Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future

Max Power, he’s the man whose name you’d love to touch.

Phoebe, I’ve known Max for a long while and believe me, I’m very… fond of him. But if it comes down to a choice between the two of them, please take Hymie.

Max, Hymie is a cybernaut.

More like an aster-nut!

I said lunch, not launch!

You… rang?

It’s the Bat-Phone.

This place is driving me batty!

You can’t be serious? My daughter is marrying a gigolo who’s mother is a criminally insane drug trafficker.

So much for my future in undercover work.