Do not mess with The Jeff.
Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.
My brain hurts!
I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.
What, are you a genius or something?
Genius! Genius.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote – genius.
-“BB”-
And now, a man who needs no introduction, so… here he is!
Heeeeere’s Johnny!
Carnac the Magnificent!
Hiyoooo!
The Top 10 Children’s Books NOT Recommended by the National Library Association: Number 10: “Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.”
I proclaim this the summer of George.
I shall kiss him and love him and squeeze him and hug him and call him George.
-“BB”-
A kiss always means something.
Being your friend should come with a warning label.
Well, this job requires somebody with no conscience, so naturally I thought of you.
Pretty girl, Sam. Be careful she doesn’t lose a baby tooth giving you a hickey.
How I Met Your Mother
Magic moments between a man and a woman are spiritual and ought not to be screwed with.