That’s all magic is, an illusion.
You’re a loyal friend, Merlin.
Do you think I skew to an older demographic?
You think you’re smarter than me, old man. You’re not.
I am the king of the nerds.
Hi, Betty. This is Mary… Queen of Scots.
This looks like a job for … SUPERMAN!
-“BB”-
Pivot! PIVOT!
It’s just like 1937 all over again.
Ooh, when is your book signing, 1997?
So if I finish a chapter of my new book in Cabot Cove, I can send it through the phone lines to my publisher’s computer in New York?
Who says you can’t make friends in New York?
Get off my sister!
Looks like we’re going to have a wedding, Grandpa.
Grampa, tell me this. Why is it that fellas, when they get married, they keep their figures real good, you know, but women, right away, they start gettin’ kinda fat and dumpy?
Not me, ha-ha, I love my wife.
He’s got good friends and a nice wife.
Baby, you’re the greatest!
Is it true that you have superhuman powers and can demolish buildings and hurl fireballs?
Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.