No, no, no. This is not about me. It’s about you feeling better, so I can feel better. Make me feel better.
There’s a better way to help people.
Look at you! Look at what you’ve sunk to! Look at what you’ve become! Look in the mirror, cause you need help, Jerry. you need help, because I can’t stand by and do it anymore. It’s turning my stomach! I can’t stand around here watching you destroy yourself. It’s eating me up inside!
[Kramer storms out, then returns grabs a box of cereal and a bowl, and storms out again]
We want to help Mr. Wilson. (RIP Jay North)
The devil made me do it.
Could it be… SATAN?!
Satan? Is that your lord? The one you plan to offer me to as a sexual sacrifice? But once you have me, you realize you could never go through with it because I’m the only woman who could ever make you feel something after the loss of your wife! Your wife- who was the first one your lord Satan took as a concubine. But now you’d rather have me! And you’d rather fight him to the death than allow me to come to the same fate!
I never said I was better than you, just smarter and classier. You’re clearly a better athlete, and you have much better survival instincts. Kind of like a cockroach.
“We’re cockroaches to you?”
“Yeah. Or dung beetles. I don’t know. Something small and gross that creeps on the ground in its own filth. Just being honest.”
You’re afraid of insects and women? Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
Finding out that my father is giving drugs to bugs just became a typical moment in my life.
Opal, you’re one to talk. You really are. First of all, you consorted with drug dealers, and then you got arrested for assaulting one of them. How could I top that?
I’ve seen my friends’ children become dealers, addicts.
Okay, but if this leads to harder stuff you’ll have to answer to my mom.
The only thing harder than building a business is finding love.
I need to build a road… I need wood. Either of you fellas have wood?
…
I don’t understand the laughter. The object of Settlers of Cataan is to build roads and settlements, to do so requires wood. Now I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?
I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
-“BB”-
- Are you guys okay?
- No, I’m not okay. Barry took a dump in front of us.
- I had to go
- It was bad
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- I’m the Flash. I just knocked 3000 times.