Our polling shows that 72% of citizens are in favor of adding T-dazzle to their water, effectively killing Councilman Jamm’s so-called Clean water Bill. Eat it, Jamm. I won.
I dazzle. And I stretch.
My name’s David. I’m 24-years-old. Jade is definitely my alter ego. Basically she has more balls than I do. Not only am I gonna be able to show myself as Jade but I’m also gonna be able to showcase my talents as a dancer, as a performer, as everything all in one.
Look, I might be wearing women’s clothing, but you’re nuts!
It was the papaya nut oil I was using as a hair tonic.
Hello friends! I’m your Vitameatavegemin Girl! Are you tired, rundown, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this bittle lottle… uh, little bottle.
H-E-double N-I-G-A-N spells HENNIGAN!
Wait a minute. You two are double dating?
I marked her arm. I couldn’t tell them apart, so I put a mark on her arm.
Aw, that’s just a front! You watch him sometime when we’re singin’ ‘Leaning On The Everlasting Arms’. He don’t even know the words! He just moves his lips!
The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
Nice to meet you, Rose Tyler. Now, run for your life!
I just can’t wait for the day when I see you walking out of this house carrying the same two cheap plastic suitcases that you walked in here with.
What’s happening? You keep a packed suitcase?
“You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?”
“I’m not an animal, Rachel.”
No jewelry. I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
Sheldon always carries his personal bottle of Purell with him.
That’s what I’m gonna do. Go by the filling station, get a bottle of pop, go home and take a nap.
soda pop, eh? I have something that’s even keener than soda pop. It’s called marijuana.
Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top.