Alright. But I warn you, if this leads to harder drugs you’ll have to answer to my mom.
I’m not smothering, I’m just very aware of what my kids are doing 24/7.
“Oh, we always have one good kid and one lousy kid. Why can’t both our kids be good?”
“We have three kids, Homer.”
“Marge, the dog doesn’t count as a kid.”
My momma was bending over killing these little puppies in the bathtub, and I remember I said “why?” and she said "I’m just killing what I can’t take care of. And then my momma said to me, she looked at me and she said, “I wish I could do that to you.” Maybe she shoulda. (laughs)
Mom says she saw you on TV. You’re in big trouble.
Your friend seems to know something.
I have an eidetic memory.
Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren’t going to shoot me?
Funniest thing happened to me in Springfield. Wish I could remember what it was.
The next few months were a blur of partying. And shame. But Gob had a trick for helping him forget the shame. Unfortunately it also helped him forget that he tried to forget the shame.
When Dothraki are defeated in combat, they cut off their braids so the whole world can see their shame.
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Oh, my God. A woman who doesn’t even wanna see her own baby? I mean, what kind of a monster are you
Is it me or is that the ugliest baby you’ve ever seen?
I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!
These kids, the only way they’re going to be all they can be is to join the Marines. There are echoes where their brains should be.
Marines don’t use limos. We march.
In March the wind blows down the door
And spills hot soup upon the floor.
No soup for you!
Oh, hey, soup’s gone. No soup here. Who mentioned soup? This is definitely a no-soup zone.