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The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

The weather started getting rough. The tiny ship was tossed.

Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone

I promise you, nobody’s breaking in here.

Okay, let’s get this straight. I don’t care how much it costs. I don’t care how difficult it is to accomplish. I want a security system that will guarantee that every moment of our lives will be filled with a sense of absolute safety and contentment.

  • I can’t believe it! If I hadn’t been working the dinner shift, I would’ve run right into the robbers.
  • Hey, there’s no reason for you to be scared.
  • I’m not scared. I would have gone all Nebraska on their asses.

O’ Boyle’s got me on the 8:00 shift, and he knows I’ve got my kids this week!

I don’t see why we need a babysitter!

“You need me to babysit.”

“It’s just till Dad gets home.”

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home!

It’s time for the feats of strength!

When you can snatch the pebble from my hand…

I dare you to knock this off…

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.

[knock knock knock] All my friends.

[knock knock knock] All my friends.

[knock knock knock] All my friends.

Is it Door No. 1, Door No. 2 or Door No. 3

I gotta go for the envelope, Monty.

And the winner is…

Is that your final answer?

That’s the first question to answer if we’re going to find them.