Five of us and Mom working all day
We knew we could help her if our music would pay
Danny got Reuben to sell our song
And it really came together when Mom sang along
Believe it or not,
I’m walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free-eee-eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it’s just me.
Jack pulled a five-passenger sedan, loaded down with passengers, by his hair. Believe it, or not.
You know mom, the guy said they got a lady that wraps poison snakes around herself and everything.
The bite of an anaconda is very painful. I’ll have to hold on tight–he has over a hundred teeth and if he bites you you’ll never pull free.
Take a bite of an apple. Take a bite of a pear. Take a bite of the cookie that you left over there. Here’s one thing you should never do: don’t bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue, because people aren’t food! People aren’t food! Your friends will run away if they’re scared of being chewed!
Brandon, please, I’ve had quite enough praise for a while.
No. This is the kind of praise that isn’t applicable to any human. If it doesn’t feel like you’re worshiping a living god, you’re doing it wrong.
I’m afraid Indiana isn’t really known for its pagan worship.
Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn’t spoken for long.
- You know what you are? You’re a self-loathing Jew.
- Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m Jewish.
Whattaya know? My first Jew!
Now, where did I put my yarmulke?
YOU"RE Christian?
I’m Batman.
Gory, gory Transylvania! Where wolves and bats will always maim ya. The murky moors will likely claim ya, As we go stumbling through, through, through, through.
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re altogether ooky,
The Addams Family.
The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me. It’s not, though …
He’s a creep. He’s a spoiled, arrogant, creepy creepwho’s just… He’s very creepy.
The problem isn’t what is on the inside. It’s the creepy candy coating.