One-Adam 12, One-Adam 12, 2-11 in progress, Jones Jewelers, 2701 Cameron.
Oh ho, among his crimes were the Brinks armored car robbery in Massachusetts, the Getty kidnapping, the murder of Albert Anastasia, the sinking of the Andrea Doria.
I said convicted. I’m innocent. I’m… I’m a doctor, a pediatrician. I *was* a doctor.
I’m a doctor, not a brick layer.
I once captained my own starship.
Is it my imagination or is Captain Stubing in a rotten mood?
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I believe you. You say there’s no reason for the mood, there’s no reason for the mood. Simply nuts.
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Or bipolar. That’s very big nowadays.
What are you, nuts? It’s not even close to my birthday.
Forget it, Forman. You’re not a cheater. You know, a wise man once said, “Know thyself.” That man’s name was Tater Nuts.
Oh, wait! Fig Newtons were named after a town in Massachusetts, and not the scientist.
They’re just Fig Newtons, guys. Don’t get all freaky on us.
“I know him. He’s a good guy.”
“He can’t kick.”
“He’s a really good guy.”
“Can’t kick.”
“He’ll get picked up by another team.”
“No, he won’t.”
“Why not?”
“Because he CAN’T KICK!”
No one can take his place on this team and no one can take his place in our hearts.
And hey… Let’s be careful out there.
Let’s get dangerous!
Ladies and gentlemen, and especially little children, I’m glad you’re all here to witness what may very well be my grisly death. Tonight, my most dangerous stunt: I will death-defy both nature and gravity by leaping over this tank of water filled with man-eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone-crushing alligators, and, perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle: one ferocious lion!
He still brings that maverick spirit to everything he does, which is why he got to the top of his industry. Some people think it’s the greatest stunt he ever pulled off.
“Spirit, they are gone! Spirit, they are vanished.”
“Not quite all.”
I’m not making this up just because it’s Halloween, but after Barney’s closed for good in 2020, it became, yes, a Spirit Halloween.
[at false seance, introducing Ethel in disguise] This is Madam Ethel Mertzola. She’ll be our medium tonight. She’s psychopathic.