Speak to me in...TV quotes!

  • Why don’t you check your attitude? [whispers] Check your attitude.
  • All right, you know what? I’m not gonna listen to double-whispered nastiness. You’re not going to the library for patron appreciation day. You’re gonna sit at that table and write a paper about why it’s important to respect your mother.

I got to the library as you escaped and followed you here.

Hey, jungle lady? I think one of your bugs got out.

She came from the grave much graver!

“But I know what’s going on, you just can’t wait to see me in my grave.”

“Oh Grandpa, we’ve seen you there lots of times before.”

When you’re lying in the street in a pool of your own blood, don’t say your uncle didn’t try and tell you.

If I have anything, I’ll call you. I’ll say I’m your uncle George.