- Why don’t you check your attitude? [whispers] Check your attitude.
- All right, you know what? I’m not gonna listen to double-whispered nastiness. You’re not going to the library for patron appreciation day. You’re gonna sit at that table and write a paper about why it’s important to respect your mother.
I got to the library as you escaped and followed you here.
Hey, jungle lady? I think one of your bugs got out.
She came from the grave much graver!
“But I know what’s going on, you just can’t wait to see me in my grave.”
“Oh Grandpa, we’ve seen you there lots of times before.”
When you’re lying in the street in a pool of your own blood, don’t say your uncle didn’t try and tell you.
If I have anything, I’ll call you. I’ll say I’m your uncle George.
Uncle Fester!
Uncle June’s in the muff!
It’s so tasty too. It’s just like candy.
Well, Nellie and Willie eat candy all the time - even for lunch sometimes. Their teeth are fine.
Hey Homer, can we have a can of frosting for lunch?
“You know, my psychic told me I’d be going somewhere bad on Wednesday; I just thought she meant BALTIMORE, I had no idea it was HELL!”
“I’m a bit psychic.”
“Quelle surprise.”
Oh, voodoo is real. You don’t want to mess with that.
Eddie’s dad is talking to Ward about the curse that Beaver put on Eddie] You seem to know a lot about this sort of thing, Ward
I told Security to look into it. But no, no, they’d rather catch the guy who’s stealing organs from the transplant ward.
Since you intend to remain in this lawless metropolitan area, statistics suggest that you will succumb to tragic and gruesome ends before we meet again.
This. . .is the city: Los Angeles, California.
Dun-da-dun-dun. Dun-da-dun-dun, DUN!