We didn’t catch any fish, but Larry and I saw a man slip on a wet rock and heard everything he said.
- Did you laugh?
- I fell out of my chair.
Ha ha!
Har har har dee har har!
Lippy the Lion and Hardy Har Har
Exit, stage left!
Hoooooold on thar!
Wait until you park that mail truck of yours in an illegal spot some time!
Speedy delivery! Speedy delivery!
Hey Pizza!
If you’ve been good, pizza. If you’ve been bad… uh… let’s see… poison.
Estella here is being a bad doggie. And what does a bad doggie get? A bad doggie treat!
“Okay, I’m gonna stop you right there, bitch. First of all, we just woke up from a veeeery nasty shock. And I’m still feelin’ fuckin’ woozy, so I’m gonna request you fetch us some coffee before we get into this. I mean, everyone gets coffee in shitty movies with scenes like this, am I right? I want somethin’ iced, bitch! Mox?”
“I’ll have a Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu- than -ccino, make sure it’s got no more than four ounces of milk; the beans won’t have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup-they always put “Foxy” or “Roxy”; I hate that. If you can’t handle that, I’ll have a Venti traditional misto. Please use soy milk, with two blond shots affogato and ristretto! I’d also love… three vanilla pumps at the very bottom, then add the coffee after, then add–”
“ENOUGH! We aren’t getting youse coffee!”
“Wow. I was getting massive douche chills just there, Mox. Congrats!”
Hello. . . Newman. . .
So come on in without a fuss
Cause the magical garden is waiting for us!
Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet.
It’s the New Zoo Revue, coming right at you.
Zoobily Zoo!
The petting zoo is closed?
When Manny was six, Javier took him to the petting zoo. I learned later that The Petting Zoo was the name of the strip club.