Speak to me in...TV quotes!

My father caught me eating pie in bed.

Alright, pie. I’m just gonna do this (chomp chomp chomp), and if you get eaten it’s your own fault.

I thought you could use some pie. It’s nice and hot.

Damn good coffee! And hot!

Oh! This coffee’s bitter.

The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off.

Outside it’s the 1990s, but in this house, it’s 1954.

I built you this house exactly the way you wanted it.

:notes: The house is a museum…

Batman, a new villain has commandeered the Gotham Museum. He’s frozen the antiquities wing. He’s turned the security guards into blocks of ice. He’s calling himself Mr. Freeze.

Even though you are a taxpayer, you know, we don’t actually work for you personally.

Hey, I live here! My taxes pay your salary!

“One million dollars?”

“The taxes have already been paid. It’s all yours, Miss Martinson.”

What do you expect, roses?

Rose Tyler would care.

  • Aw, Rose, did you have a leak in your room too?
  • No, Dorothy. I was just milking the cow I keep in my closet. Wow, with only three hours of sleep, I can be as bitchy as you!

Yeah, go back to bed, you stupid cow! Double crosser! Radio eater!

Honey, I complain about youre performance all the time… you don’t care. Sometimes you don’t even wake up.

If your babies were having a nightmare, I mean the real screaming meemies, you’d want to wake them up, wouldn’t you?

Ah, you’re right, Briscoe. I’m only thinking of myself.