Why is your doll coming after me?
My brother is totally insane! He’s talking to a doll!
My name is Talky Tina, and you’d better be nice to me.
It’s Howdy Doody time!
Now it’s time to say good-bye to all our company.
Every theft is like the first time.
It Takes A Thief
(A thief flees with Sheldon’s luggage) Excuse me! Excuse me!
Uh… Okay. Excuse me! You with the yellow scarf! You may not realize we’re back here, but we’ve been waiting, too! Cutting is stealing! You’re stealing our place in line, you’re stealing our tickets, you’re stealing our time! Oh, please. Don’t act like you can’t hear me.
[When the two women turn to face each other, they
Well, Ben…. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Joe was caught stealing this here knife from the mercantile.
Excuse me, but have the police caught you? Because you’ve stolen my heart.
So you’re an expert on sex crimes - is that correct?
I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Oh, I see. Well, nothing is more sacrosanct than our professional ethics.
How can a Rabbi have such a big mouth?
We all have these kinds of feeling from time to time. You know, there was a man on our church council a few years ago. A decent enough fellow but a bit abrasive. Oblivious to anyone else’s feelings. I wanted to get him out of my hair. I used to fantasize about him converting to Judaism.
I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There’s nothing funny about that.
Oh, that’s true. Thanks a lot. I get my hopes up, you gotta crush 'em. Why do you have to be such a downer?
Now let’s not give up hope. We’ve got to believe Gilligan is still alive, and he’s going to stay that way.