Get me the Stafford catalog. I want to own something of the man, something that will inspire me every day.
I don’t care whether your relationship with Dex is personal or professional, Dex is mine, in the boardroom and in the bedroom.
He insists on keeping an urn with his late wife’s ashes on the dresser in our bedroom.
Uh, that’s my first wife. She died six years ago.
Six years ago? Oh, Adrian, I think obsessing over your late wife is the root cause of your problem.
Boy, it’s crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.
Oh, yeah? Well, 2003 called and they want… they want their overused reply back!
Just give and take messages, that’s all. Don’t be so helpful to the subscribers. It could get us into trouble.
I hired you to do one thing. Just one. I don’t care that text at your desk and you sleep all day. I encourage it. But only because you were doing that one thing. Keeping this crap off my desk!
Aren’t those the keys on the desk?
I won’t squeal. I promise. [takes the phone] Hello, Mommy. Brad and Randy lockedSir Larry in the trunk. [Brad and Randy chase after Mark]
Well, I can believe you used Sheldon’s toothbrush.
I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.
hearin that the Addamses are waiting in the outer lobby to see him] Miss Ames, I just remembered a dental appointment, and I can hardly wait to get there.
Chrissy, give me a schtickle of fluoride.
That’s right, honey, I’m just teasing. You always tease the one you love. Actually, tease and tickle. Actually, tease, tickleand spank.
Hi honey, I’m home!
Wilma, I’m home!
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
If you unplug it, it cannot electrocute you.
The doll is trying to kill me and the toaster’s been laughing at me!