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Congratulations. You have won a free 27-inch color TV." What is this, a scam?
Oh, come on guys, give me a break, I’m a reformed man.
You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes. Get out, and don’t come back until you’ve redeemed yourselves
Now I’ve got two sons working nights in a saloon.
I’ll close every saloon, gambling hall, and store in Dodge.
I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!
I took Grand Street till about Staples, then got on the 10 West to La Cienega and went north.
In those eastern newspapers, they write about the lawlessness of the West. But they don’t know what it really means to live that way.
Well, enjoy that while it lasts. I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself from the dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.
You’ve got a hat box.
Something will come out, and it won’t be a jack in the box.
Not until the box is in my hands.
Is it bigger than a bread box?
Small penis. You have a small penis. Oh, that’s super interesting, but you have a small penis. Damn it, Marshall! Okay. Okay. Think of any two words other than “small” or “penis.” Got it: small penis. Damn it!
I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man’s penis out here.
Jane, turn off this crazy thing!
Jane. On a school team. That’s pathetic. Hey, if she’s the pathetic one, why am I talking to myself?
These kids got me talking to myself like some kind of damn recluse or a loser. Or Janine.