“It was like a knife in his heart when she stuck that fork in his back.”
Do you think this is sharp enough to cut a lop of hair?
Beaver, it would have been very easy for me to forgive you if you had just stood up and said, “Dad, I lost my money and Wally gave me the haircut.”
Okay that’s enough. The poor guy’s had a tough time. He had to spend an entire afternoon in jail, wearing that suit.
Not mad about his tailor, are you?
June, why are you defending that suit? That’s the most horrible-looking thing I ever saw.
Missed it by that much!
The Year of Sue is ruined! I missed everything. I missed all the sign-ups for all the committees. I missed the senior panoramic picture. I missed the candlelight ceremony where the seniors light the candles for the juniors. I missed the senior pep rally and the senior spirit rally, and I know those sound like the same thing, but they are not.
And that’s how Sue (makes the sign of a C) C’s (sees) it!
Brought to you by the letter “C”!
C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me.
Do you want a cookie?
Give him a cookie, and he will go away.
“Nom nom nom nom nom!”
You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it, like a salad bar.
You don’t win friends with salad! You don’t win friends with salad!
Here is your salad, your vegetable, your meat. Live it up!
What did you make that’s so special?
Sardine casserole with a kind of an oatmeal cookie crust. I hope you like it. There’s a lot.
Did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced and not shredded? (Yes.) Even though the menu description specifies shredded? (Yes.) Brown rice, not white? (Yes.) Did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard? (Yes.) Did you pick up the low sodium soy sauce from the market? (Yes.) Thank you. (You’re welcome.) …What took you so long?
Custard- Good. Jam- Good. Meat- Good.