Free beer is good, right?
Drinks are on the house!
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
Chuck Taylor reporting live for Channel 3 Action News.
“Who are we to make these decisions? We’re the media elite.”
What’s that penguin doing sitting on the telly?
Priest finds a four-leaf clover, rubs it and out pops a leprechaun. Priest is ecstatic. He thinks, “This must be my lucky day!” That the leprechaun now owes him a wish, but before the priest can utter a word, the leprechaun asks him, “Father, do you by any chance have a leprechaun nun in your congregation?” The priest says, “Hate to break it to you, sonny, but there’s no such thing in this world or the next as a leprechaun nun.” The leprechaun shakes his head, confused, forlorn. “Ah, blimey!” he says, “I just fսckеd a penguin.”
“Waugh, Waugh!”
I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
My shins are made of doo wop music
Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and or roll.
To think that I know a real rock & roll musician personally.
And now, here they are, all greased up and ready to sing their brains out, Sha Na Na!
Ladies and gentlemen… the Beatles!
When I find I can’t remember
What comes after A and before C,
My mother always whispers:
“Letter B.”
Do you hear the whisper men? The whisper men are near./If you hear the whisper men, then turn away your ear.
“What a long, strange trip it’s been… in Forman’s basement.”
Reality, man, reality! I could see the center of the earth! Purple flame down there with a pilot light! All the way down! Purple flame down there and a pilot light!
You can see the Matrix, can’t you?