If all I could see was fire, I guess I’d want to punch people too.
The fame was like a drug, But what was really like a drug were the drugs
[injects herself with methamphetamine] I’m sorry, Grandpa.
Hey Grandpa, what’s for supper?
No, Adam, no! Your tummy can’t handle that big boy food. It’ll destroy your insides and tushy.
Mamma mia! That’s-a one spicy-a meatball!
Hey Mom, what’s for dinner? Shop Rite has the answer.
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
Just give me all the bacon and eggs that you have. Wait. Wait. I worry what you heard was, ‘give me a lot of bacon and eggs.’ What I said was, ‘Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.’ Do you understand?
I can put five pounds on him in a week.
Why should I be concerned about gaining weight? My body is just the vehicle that carries my brain around, and my brain deserves a smooth, luxurious ride.
I am a mobile virtual presence device. Recent events have demonstrated to me that my body is too fragile to endure the vicissitudes of the world.
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar.
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat
Yoo hoo! Sticky fingers!
That’s right. I cut off my finger. And this one! This one they sewed back on, but it doesn’t work right. Finger rejected the host.
This time you slipped, 88 Fingers Louie.
Play it, Sam.
Look at me. I can’t keep a straight face. I played you like a fiddle.
Oh yeah? Do you know what Mary Ellen Rogers did? She used The Beaver in order to get Wally to take her to the dance tonight. And don’t look so shocked, because it’s exactly what you predicted she’d do.