Stretch was always one of the uppest guys you ever met, see. Always laughing, telling jokes himself.
Stretch Armstrong and the Flex Fighters!
Not in the face! Not in the face!
Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn’t someone who wants to hear the truth.
I call you farmers 'cause who else would be up at this hour?
Les Nessman : I’m here with hundreds of people who have gathered to witness what has been described as perhaps the greatest turkey event in Thanksgiving Day history.
Take a look around you, Ellen; we’re at the threshhold of hell!
Oops: that’s a movie quote, sorry.
(Okay, playing off the Les Nessman quote)
I can tell you when it’s happenin’,
(Past, present, future tense)
Ooh! Tell you more about what’s happenin’.
(In honor of Schoolhouse Rock’s 50th anniversary)
(OK, I’ll play!)
Well every person you can know
The Beatles and the Monkees, Chubby Checker
And every place that you can go
Like a neighborhood or a store
And anything that you can show
Like a dime or a record machine
You know they’re nouns
A noun’s a special kind of word
It’s any name you ever heard
I find it quite interesting
A noun’s a person, place, or thing
Harry, I am not a thing.
He’s been thing-napped!
No soup for you! One year!
A lot could happen in one year.
One Day At A Time
Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel. I have always said Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week.
I’m eighty years old on Sunday.
You know, Mr. Bundy, I’ve worked at this library for 44 years. I was eligible for retirement 3 years ago. Do you know why I stayed?
I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn’t know anything about her private life. We didn’t WANT to know anything about her private life. She didn’t HAVE a private life.
We are The Library. It lives and breathes inside each and every one of us.
You remember the book that was stolen from the library by a vampire a few weeks ago?