You see, he, he takes books out. He’s got half the books in the library out and they’re all over due. As a matter of fact, they’ve got a warrant out for his arrest.
Wait: your library detective’s name is Bookman?
Does your mother know what you do for a living?
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
This is a test of the emergency broadcasting system. This is only a test.
I could get uro-mysitisis and die!
Excuse me. My father suffered methanol poisoning on a humanitarian mission to Honduras, resulting in permanent psychological dysfunction and irreversible blindness. It’s hard enough on our family without people like you making it worse. If he feels it’s not the bowl, it’s NOT the bowl.
Well, I guess I should just go fuck myself.
Yeah, Miss Landers, and I told him on the way over here about using bad words, and how guys are only judged by what they say and what they do, and he could really understand it.
I’m Judge Robert J. Franklin. I chose the law as my way of serving my fellow citizens. As a judge in the Family Court, I pray each day God will always give me the wisdom to always temper justice with mercy.
What you are about to witness is real. The participants are not actors. They are the actual people who have already either filed suit or been served a summons to appear in a California municipal court. Both parties in the suit have agreed to dismiss their court cases and have their disputes settled here, in our forum: The People’s Court.
So far this case is going in your favor, madam; does it look like I need any help?.. THEN SHUT UP!
God, I love marrow, just like Ma. Remember Ma with a bone? It sounded like half-price day at a liposuction clinic.
Let’s give the bone lady some room.
Yes, it’s a bit nipply outside. (laughs) Did I say nipple?
You can’t participate Klaus, I hate you. I say that not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It’s 67 degrees outside and I hate you.
It is taking everything inside of me not to scratch your eyes out!
You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don’t you just stay in them?
Ah yes, the cow haberdasher.
I mean, after that, anybody that comes in with pants on seems like they know what they’re talking about. In any difference of opinion, pants always beats no pants.