Not the mama!
“You want poetry, you listen to Neil Diamond. You want good advice, you listen to your mother.”
“Yeah, I love Neil Diamond.”
“I love Neil Diamond.”
(Both singing) “Sweet Caroline…”
I’m not singing into my gate, Ray.
Oh, you’d only make a fool of yourself, Dominique. Everyone knows you’re nothing but a… second-rate lounge act.
I cannot be your fool again.
A homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says what…?
Rachel (giggling): “Erectus!” How about you?
Joey: “Homo.”
They’re the modern Stone Age family.
“Hey, Fred, make 350 dino burgers, 200 with onions, 150 dodo egg sandwiches, 26 cheese omelets, 78 fried chicken livers, 82 tunas on rye, and hurry it up”.
Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!
No Coke, Pepsi!
Potsie, I’ll lend you the money for a soda.
Hey, you goin’ to the movies this afternoon?
Nah. I gotta pay Beaver back what I owe him from borrowin’ off him in school. Then I won’t have any money.
…And Dave Thomas as The Beaver.
These are the Daves I know, I know,
These are the Daves I know.
I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.
Salute!
I hold in my hand a hermetically sealed envelope. NO ONE knows what’s written inside!
You pull out rubber bands, I pull out an envelope.