I was. Lou Prozotovich, their founder, was an office supplies salesman. One day, he had an interesting idea. Maybe he can write a book to help people organize their offices.
He put my stuff in Jell-O again!
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
Mmm, mmm, good!
Good cracker.
“I cant believe I ate the whole thing!”
At least I can smell the food.
Ever since that bottle rocket went off up my nose, I’ve permanently lost my sense of tastes and smell.
To the moon, Alice!
White House, this is Alpha Control. Message for president on scrambler. Mr. President, status control on Jupiter 2. As of this moment, the spacecraft has passed the limits of our galaxy. It’s presumed to be hopelessly lost in space.
Welcome back to another thrilling (and highly unscientific) installment of “Pigs In Spaaaaace”!
The time is the space age, the place is a barren landscape of a rock-walled canyon that lies millions of miles from the planet Earth.
It’s about time,
It’s about space,
About two men in the strangest place.
“Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.”
Space: the final frontier.
Davy, Davy Crocket, king of the wild frontier!
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man! With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.
But this mighty beast can be a friend of man
So says the legend, the legend of
King Kong
You know the name of
King Kong
You know the fame of
King Kong, ten times big as a man
Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp
Fights foreign spies
In his disguise
Takes him many places
He’s a squirrel of many faces.