Teddy, I know that’s your burger.
“Oh please, call me by my first name. Commissioner”. (Frank Reagan).
“Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.”
“Okay, Mr. Burns, what’s your first name?”
“I don’t know.”
My name is Kramer.
My name is Arnold Horshack.
My name is Dick Whitman.
“Are you Arthur P. Dietrich?”
“Yeah.”
“What’s the P stand for?”
“I was never told.”
At school, everybody thinks “Only You” is like my first name. I almost didn’t graduate from Grammar School because they couldn’t fit “Only You Maynard G. Krebs” on my diploma.
Leonard has no business being involved with a waitress / actress who felt so insecure that she lied to him about finishing community college.
Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?
Ehhh, sit on it!
The chair she was tied to. That’s what this whole thing has been about.
Honey… honey, wake up. You won’t believe the dream I just had.
They say a dream takes only a second or so, and yet in that second a man can live a lifetime
A madman got us into this, and it’s beginning to look like only a madman can get us out.
“About the kind of plan I’d expect a madman to devise.”
“No, no, not madness, Mr. West. Just a man methodically balancing the scales of justice.”
I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.
The best people are
Okay, what does “VIP” stand for in your universe?
[silence] Well, I know that the “P” is penis.
The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.