Speak to me in...TV quotes!

Did you know that is gravity were slightly more powerful, the universe would collapse into a ball? Also, if gravity were slightly less powerful, the universe would fly apart, and there would be no stars or planets?

Any really big bump on the Earth is crushed. But if you had a small object, a tiny world, the gravity is very low, and then it can be very different from a sphere.

Gravity makes things balls!

Fred Rogers (Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood): "The space between the television set and the viewer is holy ground.

Ethel and I have decided that you have married us and not a television set.

Television. Teacher, mother… secret lover…

TV comforts us and keeps us safe.

Are you kids hugging the TV?

I’m offering you 56 channels. Movies! Sports! Nudity! And it’s free, for life!

178 channels! This is the future!

The future, Conan?

Yeah, the slave driver. Imagine putting you back on a four day week. What does he think this is? The 20th century?

I’m a member of the “Why bother?” generation myself.

Finally, I can watch Doctor Who, although it might as well be “Doctor Who Cares?” by now.

Hello, Sweetie.

Hello, Newman.

Hi, Bob!

Norm!!!

“How you doin’?”

Hi, there!