That’s the kind of funeral I would have wanted.
Not me - I want to be cremated, and my ashes thrown on Robert Redford.
"I used to think it was awful that life was fair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?
It’s no use, Lurch. Apparently I am doomed to live.
It’s life, Jim, just not as we know it!
I will solve your murder, but it takes John Watson to save your life.
Oh, just one more thing…
“I’m the Commissioner. I know everything.”
“Will you come to headquarters right away?”
“It will be a pleasure, Commissioner Gordon.”
Max, let me give you a quick briefing. First of all, do you know what this is? [hands over a picture of Dante’s Inthermo ray]
I believe it’s a photograph.
M-M-M-Max Headroom…
Max Power, that’s the man whose name you’d love to touch,
but you mustn’t touch!
That name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it,
you mustn’t fear.
'Cause that name could be said by anyone!
Max: Hey Virg, how come you can’t fly?
Virgil: I learned to read instead.
“How long are you going to read?”
“Until I’m finished.”
I’m gonna read you to filth!
I have to urinate.
Are you guys okay?
No, I’m not okay! Barry took a dump in front of us!
I had to go!
It was bad.
When I was in the bathroom, I was thinking about how much I love donuts.
He’s a shy pooper. He has a secret pooping place.
Introducing the Undercover Office Potty. The only toilet that looks like a lamp. So you can go whenever you want, and no one has to know. Just open it up and go to town.
Oops, I crapped my pants!