Don’t have a cow, man.
You forgot your lines again, you stupid fat cow!
Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.
Do you know anyone who is learning to play a horn? Well, if you do, maybe they’re trying to be part of a band or an orchestra.
I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat signing.
*I* took voice lessons. And my teacher told me I’m another Shirley Temple.
I’m like Shirley Temple and that black guy in that movie!
“I don’t want to go up there.”
“Why, everybody’s got to go upstairs, Miss Lloyd, if they want to go to bed.”
(Dialogue between Shirley Temple and Bill Bojangles Robinson, in “that movie”, right before the staircase dance."
Arrest the first naked guy you see with a dirty mouth.
Just at that moment, the sun peeked over the mountaintops, illuminating not only my splendid nakedness, but the bus for the Christian Women’s Society.
The sun always goes down, the sun always comes up.
Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
[laughs] Sarcasm again! You’re a delight.
Ah, yes. I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m suddenly overwhelmed by the urge to go anywhere else.
That’s interesting, but I’m going to stand over there for a while.
She’s boring, I’m boring, we’re both boring
Oh, come on, this is the Good Place, you can do anything you want.
What about throwing a rager and totally trashing this place?
DOUG: I’m Doug, your across-the-street neighbor. I was curbin’ my bins, heard the party noise, thought I’d join up. Want a refill on that?
ALEX: There is no scenario where I accept a drink from you.
How about a grasshopper? I make a mean grasshopper.
Sorry, officer, I didn’t know I was swerving. I had two “Slippery Monkeys” at the Hook and Crook!