Beer, now there’s a temporary solution
Norm!
Hello, Newman.
That’s my name, don’t wear it out!
Ignorance, thy name is Scott and I’m certainly not proud of it.
Zorro! The fox of cunning and creed!
I’m the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.
If you get dispatched to a loud party, make sure they know you’re not the stripper.
Where the music stinks and they water the drinks. The nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants. The nudie bar. Where you see their butt and their trap stays shut. The nudie bar.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
I’m one of the girls who rented your truck in Orly County. You helped us get away from that crooked Sheriff Lobo.
Blood is thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood
- So, I’ve got a gunshot wound. That’s pretty bad-ass.
- No, you’ve got a Reebok with a gunshot hole and an ouchie on your pinkie toe.
I’ll never be able to shake you; whenever I see a pair of big feet or a cheesy mustache, I’ll think of you.
There’s only two kinds of guys who wear mustaches: cowboys and gay guys
I never said a guy who wears glasses is a queer. A guy who wears glasses is a four-eyes. A guy who is a fag is a queer.
That’s it? Did it occur to you that he might be wearing contacts?
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?
[POW!] [WHAM!] [BOP!!]
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One of these days, POW! Right in the kisser!