I say boy, I say that’s a joke son!
You’re dethpicable.
What a maroon.
Again, bad students do not get good noodle stars.
Of course you realize, this means war.
“I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day when he said, ‘Grandpa, were you a hero in the war?’ I said, ‘No, but I served in the company of heroes.’”
Well done, Leonard. The true hero doesn’t seek adulation, he fights for right and justice simply because it’s his nature.
Frank, you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he’s somebody who’s tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn.
-“BB”-
"I was a paratrooper, Lieutenant. We’re supposed to be surrounded.
We’re experimenting with a new rank: corporal captain.
Yoiks! And a-w-a-a-a-a-a-a-y-y-y-y!
And away we go!
Welcome to the sun and fun capital of the world, Miami Beach!
Miami Beach! At last! Last one in the water’s a rotten egg!
You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It’s just like life.
Thanks for not making me watch Heat.
Look, Eddie, we toldja before. Mom doesn’t want me takin’ Beaver to those kind of pictures.
You know, men can sit through the most pointless, boring movie if they think there’s even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.
Look, don’t get sloppy on me. I might just slug you one
Ah, Peg. You’re down here. Damn. Then I was dreaming you ran off with the dwarf down at the bookstore, and I was living in sin with a Playboy centerfold and her eight friends who could speak but chose not to.