Speak to me in...TV quotes!

You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn’t in a garage.

The “garage”? Hey fellas, the “garage”! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

As a matter of fact, I bought one at the Control garage sale, it’s hanging over my bed.

I hate yard sales! The only difference between this and a home invasion is I get to shoot people at a home invasion!

Elvis used a thermos? That’s it? For twenty bucks, it better come with his teeth in it.

Jon Voight bit you?

If she’s bit, there’s spit. If there’s spit, there’s DNA. Swab her neck!