You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn’t in a garage.
The “garage”? Hey fellas, the “garage”! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
As a matter of fact, I bought one at the Control garage sale, it’s hanging over my bed.
I hate yard sales! The only difference between this and a home invasion is I get to shoot people at a home invasion!
Elvis used a thermos? That’s it? For twenty bucks, it better come with his teeth in it.
Jon Voight bit you?
If she’s bit, there’s spit. If there’s spit, there’s DNA. Swab her neck!
Being the finest surgeon in Korea is like being the greatest prima ballerina in Galveston.
Look, you’re a good surgeon, but ever since I came here, you’ve been nothing but bad jokes.
It is in the nature of medicine, that you are gonna screw up. You are gonna kill someone. If you can’t handle that reality, pick another profession or finish medical school and teach.
And wear a jacket. Don’t be a big shot!
Dear, I’m not defending it. I agree with you. But we made a bargain with him. Now, you said he could buy a suit and you wouldn’t criticize it.
Nothing suits him like a suit.
Dude… where’s your suit? Just once, when I say ‘suit up,’ I wish you’d put on a suit.
Ooh, the Priya bashing’s starting early. Yay. Okay, what’s up with those pantsuits?
I hope that’s not a good suit.
It’s after 6 o’clock, Lemon. What am I, a farmer?
Excuse, Ma’am, but might I just say how beautiful you are, and I look forward to seeing you ride that electric wheelchair towards me on a very bumpy road… in a town where everyone’s naked
Okay, dude, I’m the black guy in a wheelchair. I’ll decide who the bigots are.
Some jerk parked in a handicap spot, so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline, and half way up her batteries gave up, and she rolled backwards into the wall. Had to take her to St. Elizabeth’s…