They went into the garage a while ago with a box. Looked like it was filled with dirt. Ward, what would they do with a box full of dirt?
Hello. We have never formally met. I am Rick’s garage.
Piece of crap? That’s a Vista Cruiser! You could literally cruise the vistas!
[referring to the used car] Well, it’s what we used to say when I was a boy, “She’s not much for pretty, but she sure gets the job done.”
That’s what she said.
You’ve historically testified for us, Liz. Your appearance as a defense witness carries weight far beyond the substance of your testimony.
Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you into jail, I’m going to give you a chance to apologize for that last remark.
“Dear Miss Landers: We are all shocked by what The Beaver said, especially my wife, who is a lady. I have washed his mouth out with soap and have beat him up three times. I hope because I have done this so good, I won’t have to come down to school. Yours truly, Ward Cleaver, Theodore’s father."
Wally, if your dumb brother tags along, I’m gonna–Oh, good afternoon, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace how pleasant it would be for Theodore to accompany us to the movies.
Well, since we seem to be handing out compliments.. that’s a stunning housecoat you’re wearing, Mrs. Loopner.
…NOT!
I love how you just don’t care what you look like.
There are five things wrong with Nikki’s outfit. What are they?
Could I be wearing any more clothes?
My costume’s much too long.
What an interesting costume! Who are you?
Where the hell have you been?
People are strange. You never can tell what any particular human being is going to do next.
Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
"I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘sad meals,’ kids wouldn’t buy them