If the champagne is too burned for your taste, don’t drink it. The caviar, I trust, is not burned?
Hey, do you have any dried seaweed or kale chips?
“I think it means they’re not going to make Veggie-Boy anymore. I guess nobody liked it.”
“How could they not like it? It’s broccoli, cauliflower, and kale!”
-“BB”-
If it’s any consolation, Thursday is no longer Cruciferous Vegetable Night.
- [Ward and June are arguing about making Beaver eat his Brussels sprouts] Well, they’re probably cold by now.
- It doesn’t make any difference!
- Yeah, but a cold sprout… That’s about as appetizing as a soggy sponge.
Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables, and minerals.
Oh, you can really taste the kale!
At first I was like aw hell kale! And then I was like all hail kale
We hail Prince George! We hail Prince George!
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie
“Yo home smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Man, I love Halloween! It’s the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!
So apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I had known that before I used greasepaint for my moustache.
You’re missing the whole point of Halloween.
On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises from his pumpkin patch and flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere. Would you like to sit with me in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night and wait for the Great Pumpkin?
I would rather grow a third arm that only grew hair than do this.
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us,…every night is Halloween.
Not sure, but I think that might be from one of the Sonnenfeld movies with Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston rather than the TV show.
-“BB”-
Seems like it, except that last part-
“When we’re together, darling, every night is Halloween” is from the TV show, Season 1, Episode 7.
But the first part is the family motto? and I can only find it on the Movie.
So the first part of the quote is not legit, afaik.
A year ago, Claire accused me for the millionth time that I couldn’t scare her, so I came up with a plan…