Speak to me in...TV quotes!

Son, I ain’t scared of anybody but God. And maybe your mother.

You know the rules. You brought your mom to work. You must suffer.

“I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”

I want you to know that I love your son very much.

Estelle: You do?

Yes.

Estelle: May I ask ‘why’?

I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

No, sugarcubes. I’ll bet you he’s been dropping that acid we’ve been hearing about.

"You come at the king, you best not miss.

Alex is king!

Yeah, and I’m the Queen of Sheba.

Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he’s king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.

She is the job. She is the essence of your duty.

Would you tell him his job is safe?

If I don’t like you, I’ll fire you! If you don’t like me, I’ll fire you!

Hello, hello, who are you? You’re an out-of-work writer? Well, you’re fired. Roll the credits.

You’re working like it’s Friday already, Jetson. Push those buttons faster or you’re fired!

Oh, I have had it, I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!

I’ve never seen you so upset, not even when we painted your bathtub our school colors.

I will taser anyone who is not wearing McKinley school colors!

Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?

Niles, have you been self-medicating again?