They say no one’s ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn’t been for that five-car pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.
Car 54, Where Are You?
The Twilight Zone.
And we’re back.
No flipping!
Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a ‘no’ instead of a ‘yes,’ to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.
And Love won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
… and loving it!
-“BB”-
I love you, but I hate you.
Hate is such a strong word. Let’s say I don’t not like that you make me want to smash your face in when I see you.
I won’t say I hate it; it’s just alien to anything I’ve ever liked before.
Nanu nanu.
Beep beep! (blrrrt)
Stick that horn in your ear!
It’s the FBI. The walls have ears.
You can’t protect the public by lying to them.
“Lie” … is so unmusical a word.
Way to think outside but pressed right up against the box, Sheldon.
We get to sleep outside!
I spent last night in a ditch.