Speak to me in...TV quotes!

Yeah, but a cold sprout… that’s about as appetizing as a soggy sponge.

That goes good with cheese dip!

You double-dipped!

Chef, you’ve been Chopped.

Shante, you stay.

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

No soup for you! One year!

I haven’t felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.

I’ll shave off the soup strainer if you give the sailor talk the ol’ heave-ho. Okay?

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!! thumbs up, leather jacket

D’oh!

Your life falling apart doesn’t mean you’re special. It means you’re human.

No way. A kiss on the boo-boo and that makes it all better? How the hell could she be so patronizing?

You’re right. I’m losing control, Boo-Boo.

But Yogi, what about the ranger?

A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty hi-yo Silver - the Lone Ranger.

Get 'em up, Scout!

“The Roy Rogers Show,” starring Roy Rogers, King of the Cowboys; Trigger, his golden palomino; and Dale Evans, Queen of the West; with Pat Brady, his comical sidekick; and Roy’s wonder dog, Bullet.

SNAP! (cry of pain) Oh, great. I missed Joe Theisman.

I’m The Wiz and nobody beats me!