Speak to me in...TV quotes!

I smell robot.


Danger, Will Robinson!

I’m just saying, you all should be nicer to Wil Wheaton.

Get a life, will you people? I mean, I mean, for crying out loud, it’s just a TV show!

It’s all right to cry. Crying gets the sad out of you.

I see your mission is to make me cry today.

I’m in control of my emotions! Control of my emotions. I am an officer. An officer. My duty. My duty is, is. My duty is to, to. Too late. I’m sorry. To. Two, four, six. Six. Six times six.

Physical fitness is one thing. Mental fitness, that’s another.

Mental illness is no stranger to his family.

This is my side! That’s your side. You stay on your side. My side, your side!

I’m not crazy, my Mother had me tested.

You know I love your mother, but I think you also know a certain look she gets that says, “just listen to me, I’m always right.”

I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.

“You will get a counter of ten seconds to make your decision. And beware of MathMan and his dog, They will eat you if you are wrong or you ran out of time.”

Didn’t you hear me? I said punch me in the face.

I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

I’m in tremendous pain here.

Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up?

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

Oh, the pain, the pain.