Speak to me in...TV quotes!

Now, you may understand my pain, but you do not understand my struggle. I need to do this.

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I think that’s actually a movie quote, Professor…

and I’d like to suggest that from here on out, even if the movie seems to be a TV staple (like Princess Bride, Wizard of Oz, A Christmas Story, It’s a Wonderful Life, or the Shrek, Harry Potter, or Back to the Future franchises), only made-for-TV movies should count in this thread… although I will abide by the general consensus of the rest of the participants.

Back to the game – currently riffing off of

Tune in tomorrow, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel!

-“BB”-

Do you really imagine that a girl like this could possibly be interested in an aging, Brilliantined, stick-insect like you?

That’s very hurtful.

You miserable bitch!

Jane you ignorant slut.

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

These women are driving me crazy!

Don’t mind if I do!!

AWWWWWWLLLLLBLPBLPBLPBLP! HOO!! WHABUBUBULA WHOOTWA! WHITWHOOWHITWHOOWHITWHOO. WHUT WHUT HULLABOOLYA!

Yabba dabba doo!

Rhuh-rho!

-“BB”-

Put another candle on my birthday cake
My birthday cake
My birthday caaaaake
Put another candle on my birthday cake
I’m another year old today!

When I was seven, my mother hired a pony to come to my house, for all the kids. I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony, and I had to go inside, and my mother rubbed creme on the rash for about three hours. After that, I went outside but the pony and kids had all left. So that was my worst birthday.

It is pretty bad, isn’t it, when a kid’s birthday party becomes a status symbol?

It’s pronounced boo-kay.

Reverend Fletcher…


Felcher!


Whatever!

Just keep walkin’ preacher man.

I killed three walkers. They’re at the door, they were gonna get in.

The good thing about dating the neighbor is because she lives next door, the bad thing is because she lives next door.