Please try to wear something appropriate. It won’t help my case if the judge is busy trying to read the word “Juicy” scrawled across your buttocks.
How YOU doin’?
Always a pleasure to be hauled up in front of Yer Honor.
Take your hands off your hips and stand up straight, like you’re in court… Uncross your arms. You are not at the beach… Hey, stop swaying! It’s making me nauseous.
If a dog don’t bite…
His bite is worse than his bark.
If I don’t like you, I’ll fire you! If you don’t like me, I’ll fire you!
Jetson, YOU’RE FIRED!
-“BB”-
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon… you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.
Would it be impolite at this point in the conversation to just run away from you?
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here.
Everybody Hates Chris.
Is there no way we can get rid of him?
Don’t think of it as me walking away, think of it as you being left behind.
Stick him with the pointy end.
Your agility with the sword, sir, should serve you well in California.
Seventy-nine and stiff as a varnished eel…I had six wives, you know, and hundreds of lovers. I penetrated their bodies and I penetrated their minds. Because I was a man. That’s what I was supposed to do…and now, women are batting me around like a feathered shuttlecock. My wife, my daughters, and a judge in a skirt and tonight I’m going to have a nurse wipe my ass. How does this happen? Hmmm, you tell me.
Soup, sandwiches, and emasculation. Just like my mom used to make.
Is this your idea of a love affair, where you treat a woman as a leper?
Circle, circle, dot, dot. Now you’ve had a cootie shot.