Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister, Dot.
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught,
But we break loose and then vamoose so now you know the plot.
Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in “Sit Down, You’re Rocking the Boat” to a boy in a wheelchair?
Our boat was stolen.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip.
It started from this tropic port
Upon a tiny ship.
Rub-a-dub-dub
Don’t forget to wash your bottom.
Oops. I was in the wrong thread.
Playing off llikewise:
Granny, when we’s done washing, can I go swimmin’ in the cement pond?
Trust me. I know cement and it’s not that hard.
-“BB”-
So I finally get this guy a pair of cement shoes which he likes 'cause they’re lighter than his lead ones.
If I were in your shoes… I would use this opportunity to find your justice, to kill your way to justice.
The spade is the sword of justice. Its rapier marks the end.
Justice has a name. And the name it has, besides “justice”, is Captain Hammer.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
That’s a new directive from the Pentagon. That’s right out of G2 and G3, making it a G5 Combined Officers Op-Tech Glitch. We’re experimenting with a new rank: Corporal-Captain. We’re down here taking a survey, to see, uh, you know, if everybody likes it, uh, asking everybody in Seoul.
-“BB”-
Due To circumstances beyond our control, lunch will be served today.
Hello, children!
Move to Long Island and have a baby already.
You will never be able to leave this island.
Da plane! Da plane!
Have you ever flown in first class, Elaine? Well, I have, and I can’t go back. . .I won’t go back.