He’s not just rich; he’s Richie Rich rich.
God bless Ebenezer Scrooge.
Gee, Mom, do you mean like God?
Mmm hmm. And Beaver, if you do something bad, you’re gonna hurt Him.
I wouldn’t want to do anything to hurt God. He’s got enough trouble with the Russians and all.
It makes sense. In some dark, gloomy, Russian type of way.
You said that you would not go overboard, and now look at you. You’re scraping barnacles off the Titanic.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour,
A three hour tour.
Doctor, in my presence, don’t ever call this ship a Love Boat.
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
We never left the island. We got shipwrecked on the good side. Our new hotel is half a mile this way.
-“BB”-
You can’t turn the sink on when someone’s in the shower. This isn’t some fancy hotel!
You’ll have to speak up! I’m wearing a towel!
The hot water takes a little while to come on. So, the best thing to do is to turn it on, do all your shopping, you come back and take a shower.
The elevator’s been broken for two years.
The ladies in this building don’t call me ‘super’ for nothing.
This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!
Oh, what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Love, American style,
Truer than the red, white, and blue,
Love, American style,
That’s me and you.
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have the town, why don’t you take it
You’re gonna make it after all
Love, exciting and new
Come on board, we’re expecting you