Sunday Monday happy days
Tuesday Wednesday happy days
Thursday Friday happy days
Saturday what a day
Rockin’ all week for you
Like sands through the hourglass… so are the Days of Our Lives.
We have now reached the close of our broadcast day.
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-“BB”-
Four out of five dentists recommend Trident for patients who chew gum.
Im not a Doctor, but I play one on TV.
The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
You’re traveling through a dimension.
For those of you who’ve never met me, you might call me the under-nourished Alfred Hitchcock.
And our credo: ‘Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.’ We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.
Cathedra mea, regulae meae. My chair, my rules.
Get out of my chair, Meathead!
This is my first go at teaching - teaching schoolboys, that is. Up till now, the only teaching I’ve done is trying to teach recruits to look after themselves and not get shot their first week out. There wasn’t time to be patient, see, and I never had to learn to suffer fools gladly. That might take me a bit of time, Mr. Dobson. Until I do, maybe you’d better keep your head down, eh?
Kotter, these kids couldn’t pass a blood test without cheating.
I can give you extra lessons to help with the upcoming test.
Well, Beave. Helping your brother with his studies, huh? Learn anything new about history?
History is mostly killin’ people.
Oh, Walt! Is that you?
Ward…don’t you think you’re being a bit hard on the Beaver?
I do NOT vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!
You vo-dee-OH…
Attorney Woo, you must “whoa, whoa…”